Snails Kiss On Cherries [photo by Vyacheslav Mishchenk]
THIS IS EVERYTHING I WANT MY LIFE TO BE
these snails are actually having sex. the snails reproductive system is near the front of their body and although each snail has both the male and female reproductive organs, self fertilization is rare. congrats on the snail porn
having a problem you literally cant talk to anyone about
I LOVE GUACAMOLE
what does the Devil say when he finds something funny?
Hell O L
That was hell-arious
Im the one who makes the jokes around here
Should have got an Oscar
I feel like I just watched the real life Tom and Jerry.
A few outrageous cosplays
when your parents make you call to make your own appointments and have adult responsibilities
Thermochromic table by Jay Watson
imagine banging someone on that table
imagine being home alone and seeing imprints on that table
Imagine having a friend sit at that table for a long while, but when they get up there’s no imprints at all.
What if you got up after trying to console a crying friend, and found that you had no imprints… and they were crying because they missed you?
aaaah it was a cool table now it’s a horror/drama story
im always suspicious of anyone that finds me attractive
I haven’t seen this around tumblr just yet, so I wanted to put my own word out about it.
This is a fashion doll created by an illustrator that has been modeled to the standard proportions of the average 19 year old girl. She’s healthy, sporty, wears natural makeup, and GOSH DARNIT LOOK HOW POSABLE SHE’LL BE.
The project is technically fully funded now, but the more support and preorders it gets, the more influential it will be. My mom just got one for the sole purpose of keeping in the box, because best case scenario, these things become the next barbie and they’re worth big bucks later on; worst case scenario, she helped support an artist with a good cause.
Preorders aren’t outrageous at all. $25 for a first-edition doll that will NOT be sold in retail stores. Please spread the word and help get this doll known!